Obey the Algorithm Tee
Kneel, scroll, repeat. This shirt features a preserved brain in a jar, hooked up to a glowing smartphone altar—an eerie homage to our digital overlords. Perfect for those who know the algorithm isn’t just code; it’s god. Dark humor meets sleek design, making it a conversation starter at every coffee shop, con, or late-night doomscroll session.
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Vibrant, high-detail print for maximum “WTF” factor
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Ultra-soft cotton, because comfort is non-negotiable when you’re worshiping data
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A must-have for tech junkies, cynics, and the mildly unhinged
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alt of the Earth
- Email: contact@support.altoftheearth.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Obey the Algorithm Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
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17.75
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L
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29.37
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22
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19
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XL
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30.75
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24
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20 1/2
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2XL
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31.62
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26
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21.75
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3XL
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32 1/2
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27.75
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23.25
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4XL
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33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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