Take Me to Your Dealer
When the mothership lands, they’re not here for war—they’re here for the good stuff. This laid-back tee features a chill alien puffing a joint and flashing a peace sign, turning the classic sci-fi trope into the ultimate stoner joke. It’s retro, it’s cheeky, and it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (or a knowing nod).
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Vibrant, detailed design with a psychedelic edge
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Soft, breathable cotton for maximum high-comfort vibes
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Perfect for festival goers, UFO fanatics, and the friend who “always brings snacks”
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alt of the Earth
- Email: contact@support.altoftheearth.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Take Me to Your Dealer Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
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S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
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17.75
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L
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29.37
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22
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19
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XL
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30.75
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24
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20 1/2
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2XL
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31.62
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26
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21.75
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3XL
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32 1/2
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27.75
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23.25
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4XL
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33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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